This corgi doesn’t care if its a squid. He still wants to be called Ishmael.
Put this dog on a baseball team and he’ll be about as American as apple pie! (oh, get him some of that too)
Corgi be planking
To celebrate this blog reaching 50 followers, we asked a leading expert in corgi-related math how many corgis you would get if you ordered 1 ton (or 2,000lbs) of corgis.
According to Dr. A. Corgi, PhD, the average weight of a healthy, full grown corgi between both breeds is 28.54lbs
So if you ordered one ton of corgis, you would get….
70 corgis! That’s enough love to give you a heart attack.
A performance art piece titled ‘Two Corgis Lying Back-to-Back While On Top of Carpet With Geometric Pattern.
If you wanna come and take a ride wit me
Better close your eyes cause I’m a corgi
Oh wwwhhhyyy can I not drive?
(Hey! Cause you got stubby legs!)