I made the mistake of letting Mr. Warhol watch my corgi last weekend.
If you wanna come and take a ride wit me
Better close your eyes cause I’m a corgi
Oh wwwhhhyyy can I not drive?
(Hey! Cause you got stubby legs!)
A new found mom for these poor abandoned birds?
Nope. Just a corgi with a duck problem.
Lets get a party going (lets get a party going)
When its time to party this corgi will party hard (PARTY HARD!)
This corgi is too cool for school. Not that he could go anyway. Because he’s a dog.
Something in here smells like up-dog
It’s 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it’s dark, and we’re wearing sunglasses. Also, we’re corgis.
MC Corgi is about to drop some mad rhymes